Send us an email with your joke and we'll include it on this page. If you choose a nickname you will be able to tell your friends to look out for your jokes (we don't include real names on the website).
We particularly like The Clubhouse Magazine's animated online joke booklet - it's the very last link in our list.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Humphrey!
Why did the Egyptian cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to his mummy!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mumm . . .
Mumm who?
Mumm. .y . . . I can't get this bandage out of my mouth!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sphinx
Sphinx who?
Sphink one and Sphink two.
Why did the beetle run away?
Because it was scared of the mummy!
Knock, knock!
Who's joke is here?
No-one's.
Why not?
Because you haven't sent us your joke yet!
It could be you!
email us!
What was the scarab's favourite pop group?
The Beetles!
What did the mummy say after a stressful day in the pyramid?
I need time to unwind.
What's the difference between an beetle and a scarab?
A scarab crunches more when you eat it!
What do you say to an annoying scarab?
Stop bugging me!
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