Send us an email with your joke and we'll include it on this page. If you choose a nickname you will be able to tell your friends to look out for your jokes (we don't include real names on the website).
We particularly like The Clubhouse Magazine's animated online joke booklet - it's the very last link in our list.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a very good reason for getting on this boat!
Why is the sea like a Grand Prix driver?
It does lots of laps and then it waves!
This jigsaw puzzle features our 'Jokes' logo - it should make you smile!
Click the picture!
Knock, knock!
Who's joke is here?
No-one's.
Why not?
Because you haven't sent us your joke yet!
It could be you!
email us!
The inflatable boy said "Bye!" to his inflatable parents to go to his inflatable school. He sat at his inflatable desk on his inflatable chair, when . . .
The boy held up a pin.
His inflatable teacher yelled:
"Now look what you've done! You've let me down, you've let your parents down, you've let your school down, and you've let your self down!"
One shoe maker said to another: "Crocodile skin makes great shoes, but it's illegal. Would banana skin make good footwear instead?"
"Banana skins might be good," his friend said, "if you want to make slippers!"
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